Poker Slang

Hand names:

Hands Interpretation
А-А American Airlines; bullets; pocket rockets
A-K Big Slick; Walking back to Houston; Anna Kournikova
A-Q Big Chick
A-J Ajax; Jack-ass
A-8 Dead Man's Hand
K-K Cowboys; King Kong
K-Q Marriage; Royalty
K-J Kojak
K-9 Canine
K-3 Commander Crab; King Crab
Q-Q Dames, the Hilton sisters, Siegfried & Roy
Q-J Maverick, Oedipus Rex
Q-10 Quint
Q-7 Computer Hand
Q-3 Gay Waiter; San Francisco Busboy (queen with a tray)
J-J Jokers, Нooks
J-9 T.J.
J-5 Jackson Five, Motown
J-4 Flat Tyre - what's a jack for?
10-10 Dimes - dime
10-5 Five and dime; Woolworth's
10-4 Broderick Crawford; Convoy; Good Buddy
10-2 Doyle Brunson, Texas Dolly
9-9 Meat hooks; German Virgin; Barbara Feldon (Get Smart Agent 99)
9-8 Oldsmobile
9-5 Dolly Parton
9-2 Montana Banana
8-8 Snowmen, Octopuses, Doggie Balls, Piano Keys
7-7 Hockey Stick, Walking Sticks, Sunset Strip
7-6 Union Oil
7-2 The Hammer
6-9 Big Lick, Dinner for Two
6-6 Route 66
5-7 Heinz
5-5 Nickels - nickel, Presto, Speed Limit
4-5 Jesse James, for his Colt .45
4-4 Sailboats, Magnum
3-9 Jack Benny
3-8 Raquel Welch
3-3 Crabs
2-9 Twiggy
2-2 Ducks

Abbreviations used in chat

Description Interpretation
lol loughing out loud
ty thank you
gh good hand
vnh very nice hand
gg good game
rotflmao rolling on the frloor loughing my ass of
buzzzzzz or zzzzzzz Wake up
np no problem
yw you're welcome
gl good luck
brb be right back
bs bullshit
wtf what's the f...
wp, gp well played, good play
gtg got to go
cya see you
m8 mate
str8 Straight
tx, th, ty, n1, g1 nice one, good one
nc nice catch